13 Women

Oh!

Last night I was dreamin'
Dreamed about the H-Bomb
Well the bomb went off and I looked around
And I was the only man left on the ground

13 women and only one man in town
There was 13 women and only one man in town
Well, as funny as it may be
The only livin' man in town was me
There was 13 women and only one man in town

I had 2 gals every morning
Seein' that I was well fed
And believa you me, one sweetened my tea
While another one buttered my bread

2 gals made me money
And 2 gals made me my clothes
And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring
About a-forty carats I suppose

13 women and only one man in town
There was 13 women and only one man in town
Well, it's something I can't forget
Cause maybe those 13 women yet...
There were 13 women and only one man in town

(semi-maniacal laughter)

I had 3 gals doin the mambo
3 gals ballin' the jack
And all-a those gals really did their best
They were all alive and stacked

I thought I was in Heaven
And all these angels were mine
But the alarm went off, I had to hit the ground
Cause I had to get to work on time

13 women and only one man in town
A-there was 13 women and only one man in town
Well, I can't tell where I've been
Cause I'm thinkin I might go back again
To the 13 women and only one man in town

13 women and only one man in town
There was 13 women and only one man in town

Oh!

13 Women and me the only man in town