Everything

My mother gave me one more reason
Not to call you on the phone.
She told me, "Chase girls like that
All yer life and you'll wind up alone."
I guess I would just like to take you
Out for a cappuccino,
You refuse my advances once again,
I can't hear one more "No!"

I wish you would get over him,
I'll change yer mind about everything.

When I wink at you, you always
Turn the other cheek,
I drilled a hole in the girls' showers
So that at you I could peek,
I'd love to get you naked and throw you
In the back of my dad's car,
I hear that if I get to third base with you,
It won't be too far!

I wish you would get over him,
I'll change yer mind about everything!
As I grow older I feel better
About me and myself,
I swear I never, ever once wished
I was anybody else.
I'd like to tell you I think you should
Come up and see me sometime,
I know that I could possibly make it
The best time of yer life!

I wish you would get over him!
I'll change yer mind about everything!