Please Don’t Have Sex To This Song
[Stolen from Ben Visini's Bandcamp]
[VERSE 1]
Lights down
Light a candle, romance is all around
Manhandling time, but before you pound
The final step is find the soundtrack
You need the perfect music
To truly set the mood
But it's just background noise
You're focused on the screw
[Chorus]
The song you're plowing to, I wrote it
I'm pretty proud of how it plays
I'd rather it not go unnoticed
Before you spray that mayonnaise
Enjoy the tune
Then I'll be gone
Just wait to copulate until later
Please don't have sex to this song
[VERSE 2]
Okay
Realize I'm interrupting you getting laid
But this song - it took a lot of еffort to get made
So just take a brеak from fucking to appreciate it
You want to lick their fun parts
A ticket to tongue town
Well, I want to
(the lick)
Your bodies up and down
[Chorus]
This wasn't meant for fornication
It's kinda weird you chose it at all
Just need a little affirmation
Don't give me musical blue balls
Just pull out
It's less than 5 minutes long
You wouldn't last as long as the song did
Please don't have sex to this song
[BRIDGE]
Make no deposits, please pause it
You can no pants dance if you actually dance
No downstairs pleasure until the last measure
No edging or cumming if a melody's humming
(no cumming, no cumming)
No guts rearranged during the key change
[Chorus]
I have a lot of personal issues
A ton of insecurities
My music being unrelatable
People not listening to me
On top of that
Nobody's doinked on my dong
If I can't get some, screw you, neither can you
Please don't have sex to
This song is getting way too meta
How can this song contain a scene
Where someone listens to *this exact* song, which hasn't been released at the time of recording this, so I'm creating a scenario that can only exist by recording this so - fuck it
'Cause deep down
You know it's wrong
To drown this out with boning, groaning, moans
Please don't have sex to this song
(Yeah, my other music is fine yeah
Just not this specific one
Oh, you hear that bass line? Yeah, took a while to write
Woah, woah, woah - pull that out of there! We still have thirty seconds left! You little hungry hungry hippos, you!
Yeah, right? This is nice. Hey, hey, hey hey STOP that. NO. NO fucking
Oh, sorry, Sax, keep playing. My bad
I should've communicated more clearly. That's - That's on me, that's on me
And that's the song - oh! Oh, you started fucking right as it ended. Oh. Okay, I'm -I'm just gonna go, I shouldn't be here)