The Battle Of Who Could Care Less

do you not hear me anymore?
I know it's not your thing to care
I know it's cool to be so bored
sucks me in when you're aloof
it sucks me in, it sucks, it works
I guess it's cool to be alone
will ya never rest?
fighting the battle of who could care less
everyday you wake up late
sometimes I wish I was
that way

and you think Rockford Files is cool
but there are some things
that you would change
if it were up to you
so think about your masterpiece
watch the Rockford Files
call to see if Paul can score some weed

do ya never rest?
fighting the battle of who could care less
unearned unhappiness
well that's alright I guess

and I've got
this great idea
why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' Mint?
fine pewter portraits of
General Apathy and
Major Boredom singing
whatever and ever amen

oh well
maybe not
I'll try again

well this should cheer you up for sure
see, I've got your old I.D.
and you're all dressed up like The Cure

ya never rest
fighting the battle of who could care less
unearned unhappiness
you're my hero, I confess