Song Which I Couldn’t Think of a Title for Before Writing
BATTTS
[Verse]
I apologise for swearing, please don't cancel me
For each death threat I receive I'll plant you a tree
I'll save the environment
See I'm not a bad guy
If you don't forgive me, prepare to drown in cement
You are going to painfully die
All I said was poo
Oh I just said it again
OK I'll admit my cancellation is due
But when the drama clears up I'll be seen as a gem
But now I must go to my grave
I have went too far to save
Don't say poo unless you're brave
And I've said it once more
I am cancelled for sure
How much more pain must I endure
This is poo
And that is time number four
I will eat a shoe