Nobody's Best Friend

My parents never wonder
Why I'm never home
And why I'm always stoned
Out of my mind
Just sit on the couch
Soaking in Seinfeld
And wish I wasn't so alone
I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Sleep in late
I guess I never ate
Last night
Or this morning
Haven't talked to anyone
But my mom and my dog
For a week
But I guess that's my fate
I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Close all the doors and windows
I don't want any light to touch me
I don't want anyone to see
What it's like to be me
I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend
Wait, can we do it again
I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend)
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend)
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend)
Nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend)
Ok, I think that's good