Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

I'm her MCM, MCM belt on like Mermaid Man
(Ooh, shit, that's a Danny G beat)
ShittyBoyz

I'm her MCM, MCM belt on like Mermaid Man
(Mermaid Man) bitch a city girl
She wanna fuck 'cause she heard I scam
Tryna fuck with me, boy
That's like tryna surf on sand
BIN so fire, punched up and I burned my hand

He can't pay his rent
So he 'bout to go scam his fans
How the hell it's 2021
You still taking Xans?
I'ma spread the pape' with my
Thumbs and watch it expand (Thumbs)
Hoes watching me just like a TV
I'm on demand (Watching)

I can run the play or catch the bag
I'm a slotback
Never been racist, ash white and my pop black
Snatch a bitch heart out her
Chest like Mortal Kombat (Get over here)
Woke up late on the jacks
Where the fuck my Crocs at? (Where they at?)

Hit the vibe in the BNB, where my socks at?
(Wow) how you gon' pour a pint of Tris
But the pop flat? (yeah)
Pulling up unannounced to your
Crib in all black (Damn)
Limoncello in the blunt
Rolling up that top pack (Phew, phew, phew)

I'm with 99
Crazy that's my overall with Visas (99)
Trackhawk season, boy, you outside walking
Freezing (Woo)
Damn near bougie
Eighty dollar eighth and the water Fiji
(Bougie) made a Larry Bird the last time
The clerks in Boston seen me (Thirty)

She 'bout to suck the soul out me
Just like a game of Ouija (Suck)
Walk in
Vandalize Saks and spray it with graffiti
(Vandalize) i can't really help that
Tron looks like OhGeesy (Facts)
He was tryna get him a percentage
But I'm too greedy (No, sir)

Fucked 'em both up, Melrose and Rodeo
(Both 'em)
Thinking he a star, put the scope on him
Galileo money blue and pink, cotton candy
Gotta match the Faygo (Cotton candy)
Almost beat the chef ass 'cause I
Did not ask for mayo (Come on, dog)
Fucked up Sam's Club
I ain't pay Uncle Sam none (Phew)
RIP Darryl Dawkins
Broke the reader with a slam dunk
(Slam dunk) talking 'bout your buffs real
Let's go up in and ask Hutch
(What the fuck?)
Lawrence Taylor with this piece
I fucked around, fucked Saks up
(yeah)

Said he got a chain at Golden Sun
It's Supreme Patty (Ew)
The engineer focused as a bitch
He off an Addy (Fuck)
Interrogating 99, damn, you DJ Vladding
(Pussy) flying to your bitch up on a carpet
I came Aladdin (God damn)
Mixing all designer denim
Dripping in different satin (Mixer)
'Bout to go and run this
Pack up like Darren McFadden (Phew)
Bro just like electricians
You know he want the static (Static)
If you pass it to me in the corner
I'm automatic (Shooter)

Human Races stomping on the pedal of the UFO
(Alien)
Preaching on the 'Gram on your story, bitch
You a ho (Slut)
Show-off, I might pull up
Muscle flexing, bitch, i do the most
(Show-off)
We'll send some bullets through his
Dome like the Super Bowl (Phew)
We gon' send them cars to his
Addy 'til that bitch flag (Flag)
Bitch asking where the fuck I'm at, shit
A zipped bag chrome Heart on
But I treat bitches like I'm Tin Man
(Hearted) i just hope the strippers in this
Bitch went to swim class
(Ooh, shit, that's a Danny G beat)
Just punched some Track2s, yeah
These some free sneaks (Phew)
And I think I need a thermal
Scope so I can heat seek (Phew)
You been missing all your shots
I think you need some VC