O-Tron

[Intro]
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron

[Verse 1]
Hey, I got a brand new toy
I won't be needing you tonight, boy
In forty-five seconds, it gives me more play
Than your little weenie gets me in a day
I told the lesbo at the store that I was getting bored
With my boys, and my toys, and with being a whore!
I said, "I need something new to razzle me on,"
She said, "Girl, what you need is the orgasmatron!"

[Chorus]
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
It works even better when you turn it on
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
You can stick it in, or strap it on
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Feels so good, it's gotta be wrong
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Your mama even uses it to trim her lawn!
Orgasmatron!
Batteries included, no assembly required
You can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired
Orgasmatron!
Orgasmatron!
Orgasmatron!
Orgasmatron!

[Verse 2]
Grandma likes to use it to massage her thighs
But children under twelve should be supervised
You can leave it on and wear it under your clothes
So that you're cummin' like crazy, and nobody knows
Orgasmatron, you really turn me on
I'm really keen on this machine, it's the bomb
When I get up, it makes me cream, and at night it makes me scream
And I get off every three minutes in between

[Chorus]
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Makes me happy when my boyfriend's gone
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Astro has three in his salon
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Banned for use during Ramadan
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Double the pleasure, double the dong
Orgasmatron!
Batteries included, no assembly required
You can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired
Orgasmatron!
Orgasmatron!
Orgasmatron!
Orgasmatron!

[Bridge]
Batteries included, no assembly required
You can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired
Batteries included, no assembly required
You can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired

[Outro]
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
Orgasmatron
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