Viva Las Vegas

[Intro]
As for the band's frontman
He took to Twitter after the concert
He said he did not want to do an interview with me
Because, quote, snitches get stitches

[Verse 1]
One night in Vegas, we're playing a show
Shit got outta hand, you already know
We're on the stage, start playing rage
Did security just punch that kid in the face?
We lost our cool, slapped that fool
A fight broke out, and we got out before the cops came in
We're on the run, let's have some fun
Called our boy, penthouse rager? So fuck me up

[Chorus]
Hell yeah, what happens in Vegas
Oh yeah, no one say shit
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck, but then we got arrested
Hell yeah, Viva Las Vegas
Oh yeah, hot tubs and ragers
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck, we're banned from coming back again

[Verse 2]
Dude in the other room chaining his girl to a board
Did a human centipede just crawl across the floor?
Holy shit, that dude's drinking piss
Is that a threesome in the hot tub? What did I miss?

[Chorus]
Hell yeah, what happens in Vegas
Oh yeah, no one say shit
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck, but then we got arrested
Hell yeah, Viva Las Vegas
Oh yeah, hot tubs and ragers
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck, we're banned from coming back again

[Bridge]
This was supposed to be another party song, but we ran outta beer
The cops just showed up, they must've followed us here
The pigs are coming for me, but you know the deal

[Chorus]
Hell yeah, what happens in Vegas
Oh yeah, no one say shit
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck, but then we got arrested
Hell yeah, Viva Las Vegas
Oh yeah, hot tubs and ragers
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck, we're banned from coming back again

[Outro]
We're never coming back again
We're never coming back again
Nah, for real, we're never coming back again