Ratfucker

[Intro]
Welcome gentlemen
You must be from the furniture convention

[Verse 1: Armand Schaubroeck]
Who recommended me?
I just wanna know
Welcome gentlemen
Are you here to buy some fun?
That's what I sell
I sell fucking fun
Take a look at these ladies
See something you want?

[Chorus]
They call me the ratfucker
(tell me what you want, tell me what you want)
Welcome to my block
(I'll get it)
They call me the fucking ratfucker
And you're standing in my fucking block!
(ratfucker, welcome to my block yeah)

[Verse 2: Armand Schaubroeck]
Take a look at this picture
You dig nice clean college looking broads?
Look at this black girl with rhythm
You dig that?
I sell fun
You want some highs for the ladies?
Personalities I don't know anything about that
I never got that involved

[Chorus]
They call me the ratfucker
(tell me what you want, tell me what you want)
Welcome to my block
(I'll get it)
Welcome to the city man
And you're standing in my fucking block!!!!!!!
(ratfucker, welcome to my block yeah)

What you want love
Everything's COD in my block!

[Verse 3: Armand Schaubroeck]
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. John
Your order is here, one blue-eyed white baby
Oh you don't have to explain nothing to me
Just four thousand dollars and you've got your ever-loving fucking son!
COD

[Chorus]
They call me the ratfucker
(tell me what you want, tell me what you want)
Welcome to our city
(I'll get it)
Welcome to the city man
Welcome to my fucking block!!!!!!!
(ratfucker, welcome to my block yeah)
Welcome to my fucking block!
(ratfucker, welcome to my block yeah)

[Outro]
Anything you want, COD baby
COD in my block
Nah this block wasn't easy to get no, no, this is a hard block to get
I personally mugged a thousand sailors down east in a combat zone
And I sold high class dames down in the windy city
And I uh had to blow up a few priests and pimps to take this block
Sex? I gave it up a long time ago it's a weakness to me
You can't have weaknesses in my block
It takes a lot of experience to get this block
I had to do ten years in Comstock
It took a 38 in the mouth to pull the fucking trigger to get this block
So just tell me what do you want
What do you want
What do you want
What do you want
I sell on this fucking block
What do you want

What do you want
What do you want
What do you want
What do you want

Just give me COD and you can have any—
Want some highs for the ladies?
Ah, you can have anything on my fucking block
You want a College looking white pig?
Take a look at it
Take a look at it

What do you want
What do you want
What do you want
What do you want

Ah this is my fucking block
Good evening father, here's your PR young boy...