Keep Your Ham to Yourself (parody of Keep Your Hands to Yourself by Georgia Satellites)

I got a little pigs in a blanket, gonna bring a ring of links
Of some sausage tenderloin bacon, green ham and eggs
Or eat some pork chops, how 'bout some plain old ribs
Always, no hoggy, no piggy, you know it's in Leviticus
My honey, my baby, don't put my lunch upon no shelf
She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself

Bacon, baby, bacon, why you wanna treat me this way?
You know, it's still my supper choice, I still feel it tastes great
That's when she told me the pure meats
Were poultry, fish, sheep, and cows
And said, no hoggy, no piggy or food you get from any sow
My honey, my baby, don’t put my lunch upon no shelf
She said, don’t hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself

You see I started to feel bad and I was about to give in
That's when I started thinkin' about the New Covenant
That part that talks about dinner
I said, Honey, Acts 10:15 would suggest that I’m right
Please read Colossians 2:16, Mark 7:19, don’t fight

And what about Romans verse 14:3 if nothing else
She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself