Uncle Charlie

I wanna be like Charlie Harper
There's no one so sweet and no one so sharper
And I wanna look like Charlie Harper
'Cause he's a punk rock god, a rock 'n roll martyr

I wanna see him rock 'n roll with his combats on
He's so much more than skin and bone
With a stranglehold and a warhead on
He's got more hair than a Rolling Stone

Well, I love him and he loves me
And I love him and he loves me
And I love him and he loves me
And I love him and he loves me
He's going down in punk rock history, yeah!

We wanna be like Charlie Harper
There's no one so sweet and no one so sharper
We wanna look like Charlie Harper
'Cause he's a punk rock god, a rock 'n roll martyr

When I see him rock 'n roll with his combats on
He's so much more than skin and bone
With his stranglehold and his warhead on
He's got more hair than a Rolling Stone

Well, we love him and he loves me
We love him and he loves me
We love him and he loves me
We love him and he loves me
He's going down in punk rock history, yeah!

Come on, Charlie!
(he's got a stranglehold on me)
(he's got a stranglehold on me)
(he's got a stranglehold on me)
(he's got a stranglehold on me)

I wanna be like Charlie Harper
There's no one so sweet and no one so sharper
And I wanna look like Charlie Harper
'Cause he's a punk rock god, a rock 'n roll martyr

I wanna see him rock 'n roll with his combats on
(he's got a stranglehold on me)
He's so much more than skin and bone
(he's got a stranglehold on me)
With a stranglehold and a warhead on
(he's got a stranglehold on me)
He's got more hair than a Rolling Stone
(he's got a stranglehold on me)

Well, I love him and he loves me
And I love him and he loves me
And I love him and he loves me
And I love him and he loves me
And he's down on the farm with the C.I.D