D. B. Cooper Freestyle

Anonymous and I'm too smooth y'all
Light an L till it glows like the nose of Rudolph
I be smoking like the Mexican Snoop Dogg
Hop up on the stage. Grab the mic. Tear the roof off
I'm just doing what I was born to do
I keep going. Never stop cause I got more to do
Yeah you know my steez. How I flow with ease
Blowing trees like them hurricanes do
Came to have fun and to stir the game too
I'm sick dog! Call a veterinarian
Rappers want beef but they're vegetarians
Man you lames can't touch me
Even if you were Sandusky
Fans love me cause of my steelo
And my flow stays heavier than kilos
Bars in the clip, I don't ever reload
Making every shot count, I ain't Shaq with a free throw
I'm Zemo from the MCU
Cause I'm 10 steps ahead, don't need to envy you
Nah! I'm a Don, a phenomenon
With a vision like M. Night Shyamalan
You'd think it's Ramadan the way I'm fast on a beat
Yo! I'm fast on my feet. I'm the Road Runner
A stone cutter with flows that's so butter
Got soul like Soul Brothers. You know I'm no sucker
My rhyming'll get Simon to hit the Gold Buzzer
Possessed by the greats, call the Ghostbusters
That's why my style's raw like sex with no rubbers
Damn! Need I say more
Or need I rage war on these new jacks
Rather hear nails on a chalkboard then to hear these fools rap
Kill them softly cause it's necessary
Bury these cats, they won't come back like Pet Sematary
I mean lyrically, still I'm on a killing spree
If you're feeling me put your hands where the ceiling be
Ain't nobody ill as me. Ain't nobody real as me
And that's a damn fact! I make your hands clap
My style stays preserved like it's Saran Wrapped
I'm talking bout mint condition and
Fresher than the water out in Flint, Michigan
There's a big difference between me and you
I do what I want, you do what other people do
I never fail to stunt like Knievel do
I'm unbelievable like Notorious
If you knew my life then you'd know how deep my story is
You would think I was raised by warriors
How I lived in hell but now I'm where the glory is
Ain't afraid to shine in the sun like Morbius
Coming at you like a 3d shooter
But for now I'm going out like D.B. Cooper