Somebody’s in My Orchard

Somebody's in my orchard
Picking my plum tree
Somebody's in my vineyard
Stealing my grapes from me

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody's is sneaking melons
All from my melon vine
Whoever grab those goodies
He ain't no friend of mine

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody digs my fig trees
Someone loves honey do
That someone with that sweet juice
Ain't nothing but bad news

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody likes persimmons
I see him looking back
He looking at my sweet orchard
Listen to his lips smack

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody ate green applеs
May got a tummy ache
Somebody shook my peach tree, ha ha
That is thе last you'll shake

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

If I catch that fat cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

If I catch that fat cat
I'll take my gun and right to death