Everybody Knows Jason

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I wrote another letter for Jason yesterday
He hasn't replied yet but really that's okay
He tends to be quite busy on Tuesdays
And on Wednesdays

But I'm going to call him on Thursday
My friends call me aggressive they tell me I need help
I don't know what they're talking about, I feel swell

I'm so in love with Jason and he's so in love with me
He just doesn't know it yet you see

'Cause everybody knows Jason and everybody knows me
They say that I should leave him alone, let him be
And everybody says Jason really doesn't care
Well maybe if I lose some weight or change my hair

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They say he's in a meeting, I know that that's a lie
They say they're gonna call the police and I don't know why
But I know my sweet Jason he's really quite fragile
But I can't protect him from the crazy world outside

'Cause everybody knows Jason and everybody knows me
They say that I should leave him alone, let him be
And everybody says Jason really doesn't care
Well, maybe if I lose some weight or change my hair

Well, I send him lots of flowers with confessions of my love
He claims he's got a girl, I don't know what he's speaking of
My Jason is a cutie, but he gets a bit confused
But I love him, and he's perfect for me

'Cause everybody knows Jason and everybody knows me
They say that I should leave him alone, let him be
And everybody says Jason really doesn't care
Well maybe if I lose some weight or change my hair

Everybody knows Jason and everybody knows me
They say that I should leave him alone, let him be
And everybody says Jason really doesn't care
Well maybe if I lose some weight or change my hair

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Na, na, na, na, na
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