Guy Like Me

[Verse 1]
Well Ali Baba had those forty guards
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand stories
But master your in luck 'cause up your shirt
You got a part of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your band
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and what
See all you gotta do is rub that box
And I'll say

[Chorus]
Mister Alexis, sir
What do you want from me?
Let me take your order
Write it down
You ain't never had a guy like me

Life is a restaurant
And I'm your waiter kid'
C'mon whisper what ever you want
You ain't never had a guy like me

[Verse 2]
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the sun
Say what you ask
It's yours, no doubt
How about a little more Back lava?

[Chorus]
Have some of Isle A
Try all of Isle B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a guy like me

[Bridge]
Can these guys do this?
Do these guys do that?
Do these guys pull this out their Baseball hats?
Can these guys go boom?
Well, hello there
Can these guys go, Abracadabra, rip to shreds
And then make these sucker go away?

[Verse 3]
So don't just sit there slap-jawed, biggie-eyed
I'm here to answer all your Sunday prayers
You got me bone a fide, certified
You got a child for your charge offers
I got a powerful urge to help you kid
So what-cha wish?
I really need to know
You got a list that's three hours long, no joke
Well, all you gotta do is rub that box - oh

[Outro]
Mister Alexis, sir, One wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big beatbox
You ain't never had a guy, never had a guy
You ain't never had a guy, never had a guy
You ain't never had a guy like me
You ain't never had a guy like me, hah!