Uzbekistan

[Intro: Christopher Bowes]
Let's go

[Verse 1: Christopher Bowes]
For an eternity
I voyaged cross the sea
To a land of eternal sunshine
A man without a hand
Called it Uzbekistan
Smiled at me with a toothless grin

[Pre-Chorus: Elliot Vernon]
He said he could show me the way
But there’s always a price to pay

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land

[Verse 2: Christopher Bowes]
For a piece of eight
Hе opened up the gatеs
And we sailed to the other side
We dodged some cannon fire
And murderers for hire
'Til we found where the treasures hide

[Pre-Chorus: Elliot Vernon]
In the depths of the Registan
We stole the gold and we drank the rum

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land

[Breakdown: Christopher Bowes and Elliot Vernon]
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan is a pirate land

[Bridge: Elliot Vernon]
We can never go to Uzbekistan
Unfortunately we've been banned
The President didn’t like this song
We've been sentenced to die at the break of dawn

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes and Elliot Vernon]
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan is a pirate land