Boil in the Bag Man

I am the Boil in the Bag Man
I've got a two-week vacation
I eat my boil-in-the-bag food
Which you boil in the bag, uh-huh
I go

I am the Boil in the Bag Man
I've got a leather red suitcase
It's got chrome on the handle, yeah
I'll splash it all over like Henry Cooper
I go

I am the Boil in the Bag Man
I eat my boil-in-the-bag food
I've got a boil-in-the-bag brian
Which you boil in the bag
Oh dear
I say
Nevermind

Guitar solo
Listen

I am the Boil in the Bag Man
I've got an average ego
I buy my books from mail-order
My wife's name is Phyllis
And she's very, very pretty
We go

I am the Boil in the Bag Man
I eat my boil-in-the-bag food
I've got a boil-in-the-bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear
I said

I am the Boil in the Bag Man
I eat my boil-in-the-bag food
I've got a boil-in-the-bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear
I said
We go