Bottoms Up

Drinking amounts of bad beer
Too drunk to get behind the wheel
Where the hell could I be
What the fuck's going on with me

Bottoms up, drinking a lot
Bottoms up, empty your cup
Bottoms up, bottoms up

Lots of small animals
Are coming straight at me
Pink and green, black and white
Which way's left, which way is right

I had whiskey, vodka and gin
Tomorrow I'll start all over again
There are some other holes to dig
I feel pissed off and very very sick

My life is one big party
Where I am the special guest
To celebrate you need money
No time to lay down, no place to rest