Easter Eggs

I send you my condolences
Right down the wire
I'll try to put it out if Cooper's on fire
Got a failsafe in my pocket
'Case things go awry
You're only here to ask me why

Could you get me something to drink?
With my newfound apathy
Apathy

I'm feeling rather tolerant
At this moment in time
The way last season ended was a crime
Got a live Mikey reaction
Staring on my screen
Won't somebody tell me what it means?

Can you get me something to drink?
With my newfound apathy
Apathy
Apathy