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Crocodiles got stomach cancer
Hippo's teeth are all decayed
Cow's got a swollen liver
Lion's got pneumonia
Elephant's got athlete's foot
Dog's got a fractured hind leg
And your heart's been broken
by yet another girl
Vet vet
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I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet

Dolphins with diarrhoea
Bats with broken rader
overweight Hawaiian
girls eating too much chocolate
Piranhas with constipation
Telephone line is on the blink
Your brother-in-law
has got no money
And your wife
has turned to drink
Siamese cat's
got a bloodshot left eye
Horse won't run another step
Polar bear's miscarried
Now gorilla's
got a bleeding nose
Goat's gone hysterical
and eaten through the pen
Everybody come to me
Vet vet
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Wanna be a vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet